I have a question for you...?

I have a single, solitary question for you all… just one question… simply an individual inquiry for you to delineate and reply to. There's nothing more here than a question --one of absolute exorbitant and utter importance --for you to consider. There will be no other questions today that may boggle the mind and senses of each and every one of you more than this. Never again shall you read an inquiry that challenges the mind quite like this question will. That's right. This is the end-all, be-all of queries. So, take your time and really consider the implications of each and every word, ponder the semantics and syntax. Ensure that you take the appropriate time needed to decipher all hidden meanings and the full weight of the question itself as well as calculate the concept itself rather than just a fly-by-night response. Know, beyond all reasonable doubt that the response you give is not only the most prudent response, but one of absolute accuracy and conviction. Be sure that your answer is an answer worthy of posting with such vigor… such vehemence that you’d be willing to stand atop a pyramid, wearing sun-God robes, dancing a jig, while dozens of naked women run around you in circles throwing little pickles at you, proudly proclaiming your answer with luster and strength, at the top of your lungs, for all to hear… without falter –without guise. Knowing the answer and proclaiming the answer without hindrance or trepidation is absolutely guaranteed to grant a feeling of self-worth and pride in the responder. You’ll feel gleeful and feel the rush of endorphins scouring through your body as your ego and self-gratification reaches to greater heights. Never again, in the subsequent and postliminary questions that you answer will you ever again feel the rush of true knowledge as what you will feel when you have properly pondered the full weight of the following inquiry. Perhaps, in some cases, you may even feel as if you have ascended to greatness. Don’t let this greatness take control over you, though, as it is truly dangerous. The godliness that you many feel is entirely understandable, but that narcissistic and super-absorbed emotional rollercoaster of self-accomplishment and enormous self worth may be detrimental to your future relationships. As a matter of fact, don’t’ answer the question. I am beginning to believe that the query itself may be dangerous. Perhaps you should stop reading right now and run the other direction. Click out of this Yahoo! Answers question and completely avoid it at all costs. This inquiry may just be the devil incarnate. The end of the world lies within the verbiage of this question-mark-ending mountain of true knowledge and you should remove yourself from its presence at all costs. Retreat, my friends. Do not put the welfare of your psyche at risk by contemplating the question. Well, perhaps that’s incorrect as well. Perhaps it is simply an everyday thought and there are no positive or negative repercussions to reading, pondering, or replying to said question. As a matter of fact, yes. I am sure of it. It’s nothing more than a traditional inquiry posted on Yahoo! Answers for each of you to read, consider, and answer. I feel relief. I hope you do as well. Behold, feast your eyes on the question… do you have too much time on your hands?